I believe the world is burning to the ground

People are either being sent back home or someone's kidnapping people again ugh, I almost sound like Haruhi there. Hopefully it's the first and not the second choice.

... And christmas is coming up, maybe I'll get a cake this year.

[fail locked to DATS Tech-y types]

Hey, anyone in DATS who are good with tracking the d-comms and that kind of stuff? I... kind of want some confirmation on something, just to be sure. Haa, she can't be gone. It'd be to easy.

Hey Kyon! Kyooooooooooon~!

What, Neemon?

Everyone is singing again, I wanna see if the Suzumiya chick is doing it since she actually sounds good!

Let's not and say we did, Neemon. [a cry of "why not?!" goes here] Because it's kind of pointless, if she does sing the comms will probably pick it up or she'll make sure the whole base will hear he--
( WORST WAY TO GET INTO A SONG EVER, I'm sorry. )

... ... [pffffffffft ahahahaha, Neemon lolage right before he's promptly punted into a wall :|b]

-yon, why'd you just suddenly stop?

... It's like when she ended up here.

... I'm seventeen now. Hm.

This past weekend?

Doesn't exist.

... He has a brother.

...

...

FUCK!

Okay since it seems a lot of you are either freaking out about, or enjoying, this new little virus that's hit. Sadly, I have some bad news.

...

...

...

Neemon is missing and all I can find is his pants.

((ooc: Royal Base now has a Blond, Half Naked, Kyon look alike wandering around. Yes, Human!Neemon looks like Kyon. Have fun~))

It's February isn't it?

...

Call me when it's March.

Hey Kyon.

Hrm, what Neemon?

... why is your sword stuck in the ceiling?

[looooooooooooong pause, like a minute or two]

... Don't ask.

[Posted after Neemon's last reply to this]

[a loud clatter and then... some very interesting, how the hell does a japanese teenager know all those, swearing]

WHAT THE HELL NEEMON?!

Thank Taichi's Agumon, it's his idea of "cake"!

[there's only a pained hissing sound from Kyon before...] mrgh... I'm going to the medical ward, stay put.

[fumble fumble click]

... Okay, I waited a month and both of you are being immature. Not surprising with Haruhi, really but Miss Asahina I expected better of you.

Avoiding everyone involved won't fix anything, that and... for godsakes!
it's not like Haruhi and I are a couple anyways, SO NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

NOW JUST STOP IT BOTH OF YOU, DAMNIT CAN'T THINGS BE NORMAL FOR ONCE?

...

I can't find Kyon but there's a weird ass Koemon in his room.

... So, halloween is in less then a week. I have no costume and well... The thing. Yet I feel calm when I think about it.

...

S'weird.

[locked to Mega Man X and buddies, but not Zero cause he's evil. Hackable by DATS folks if they wanna try.]
Hm, I've seen what's being going on with you guys on the comms, you okay X? It's like the fifth game all over again, only I don't think you have the Nova Strike for massive weakpoint damage. I know I probably can't be much help, but if you need it I'm offering.

It would be really nice if anytime I left Royal Base I somehow didn't end up injured in some shape or form.

[locked from Haruhi Suzumiya]
Asakura Ryoko; a fine good reason for me never leaving this place on my own ever again. And taking Neemon does not count.

... So.

Anyone here able to get a Leomon's Lion King Sword out of a wall? Mine is... Kind of stuck in one.

So, I've been released from the medical wing for a while now I guess I should let everyone know that. And I didn't tell her that, and I don't plan on it, so no need to worry about it.

Back on active duty too. Fun. And uh, Koizumi sorry about punching you.

[locked to Mikuru Asahina]
... Miss Asahina, I know you probably hate me now but...can we talk? In person, not over the D-comms.
[/lock]

[locked to Pervy McPervingtonAshton Anchors]
Erm, Mister Ashton right? I'm going to try and spare you having to face Haruhi, because she'll end up doing this in a much more painful way then I ever could if she finds out but... If you ever hurt Miss Asahina in anyway your life will be hell.

I do have my promise to her to keep.
[/locked]

((All strikes are hackable, but the first one cannot be seen by Haruhi at all.))

[what sounds like sheets moving, and then some mumbling]

Huh, Kyon... it's late, go back to slee--

[more sheet rustling and then a clatter as the D-comm is knocked of the bed]

Whoa hey! You shouldn't be getting up! Kyon lay back dow--Hey don't take the D-comm, give that back!

[sounds of a scuffle and then the very familiar sound of digi-soul and then a thunk and a groan from Neemon, all before the D-comm is clicked off]

((Yes, he's gone to go do that stupid thing. A log will be up... uh, soonish? idk. And Kyon will not be replying to this fyi.))

...

...

... m'sorry.

[locked from Haruhi Suzumiya and Hostiles//Unhackable]

... I'm gonna tell her the truth, the whole truth.

Commanders Satsuma, Suguru and Yushima.

... I know this is a bad time, or not what with Masaru and Yoshino's wedding having gone past, and I'm not shirking my duties as an agent of DATS but. I need to take a small break, for personal reasons. If I may. I'll have Neemon with me, and my D-comm so...

Yeah. I'm not very good at asking this.

I'd also prefer it if my Unit leader didn't know, but I'm pretty sure that won't happen.

So, if I am allowed to do this I'll be leaving the base as soon as possible sirs. And I'll try to keep it as short as possible so I may return to my duties with DATS as normal.