I believe the world is burning to the ground

... I'm seventeen now. Hm.

This past weekend?

Doesn't exist.

... He has a brother.

...

...

FUCK!

Okay since it seems a lot of you are either freaking out about, or enjoying, this new little virus that's hit. Sadly, I have some bad news.

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...

...

Neemon is missing and all I can find is his pants.

((ooc: Royal Base now has a Blond, Half Naked, Kyon look alike wandering around. Yes, Human!Neemon looks like Kyon. Have fun~))

It's February isn't it?

...

Call me when it's March.

Hey Kyon.

Hrm, what Neemon?

... why is your sword stuck in the ceiling?

[looooooooooooong pause, like a minute or two]

... Don't ask.

[Posted after Neemon's last reply to this]

[a loud clatter and then... some very interesting, how the hell does a japanese teenager know all those, swearing]

WHAT THE HELL NEEMON?!

Thank Taichi's Agumon, it's his idea of "cake"!

[there's only a pained hissing sound from Kyon before...] mrgh... I'm going to the medical ward, stay put.

[fumble fumble click]

... Okay, I waited a month and both of you are being immature. Not surprising with Haruhi, really but Miss Asahina I expected better of you.

Avoiding everyone involved won't fix anything, that and... for godsakes!
it's not like Haruhi and I are a couple anyways, SO NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

NOW JUST STOP IT BOTH OF YOU, DAMNIT CAN'T THINGS BE NORMAL FOR ONCE?

...

I can't find Kyon but there's a weird ass Koemon in his room.

... So, halloween is in less then a week. I have no costume and well... The thing. Yet I feel calm when I think about it.

...

S'weird.

[locked to Mega Man X and buddies, but not Zero cause he's evil. Hackable by DATS folks if they wanna try.]
Hm, I've seen what's being going on with you guys on the comms, you okay X? It's like the fifth game all over again, only I don't think you have the Nova Strike for massive weakpoint damage. I know I probably can't be much help, but if you need it I'm offering.

It would be really nice if anytime I left Royal Base I somehow didn't end up injured in some shape or form.

[locked from Haruhi Suzumiya]
Asakura Ryoko; a fine good reason for me never leaving this place on my own ever again. And taking Neemon does not count.

... So.

Anyone here able to get a Leomon's Lion King Sword out of a wall? Mine is... Kind of stuck in one.

So, I've been released from the medical wing for a while now I guess I should let everyone know that. And I didn't tell her that, and I don't plan on it, so no need to worry about it.

Back on active duty too. Fun. And uh, Koizumi sorry about punching you.

[locked to Mikuru Asahina]
... Miss Asahina, I know you probably hate me now but...can we talk? In person, not over the D-comms.
[/lock]

[locked to Pervy McPervingtonAshton Anchors]
Erm, Mister Ashton right? I'm going to try and spare you having to face Haruhi, because she'll end up doing this in a much more painful way then I ever could if she finds out but... If you ever hurt Miss Asahina in anyway your life will be hell.

I do have my promise to her to keep.
[/locked]

((All strikes are hackable, but the first one cannot be seen by Haruhi at all.))

[what sounds like sheets moving, and then some mumbling]

Huh, Kyon... it's late, go back to slee--

[more sheet rustling and then a clatter as the D-comm is knocked of the bed]

Whoa hey! You shouldn't be getting up! Kyon lay back dow--Hey don't take the D-comm, give that back!

[sounds of a scuffle and then the very familiar sound of digi-soul and then a thunk and a groan from Neemon, all before the D-comm is clicked off]

((Yes, he's gone to go do that stupid thing. A log will be up... uh, soonish? idk. And Kyon will not be replying to this fyi.))

...

...

... m'sorry.

[locked from Haruhi Suzumiya and Hostiles//Unhackable]

... I'm gonna tell her the truth, the whole truth.

Commanders Satsuma, Suguru and Yushima.

... I know this is a bad time, or not what with Masaru and Yoshino's wedding having gone past, and I'm not shirking my duties as an agent of DATS but. I need to take a small break, for personal reasons. If I may. I'll have Neemon with me, and my D-comm so...

Yeah. I'm not very good at asking this.

I'd also prefer it if my Unit leader didn't know, but I'm pretty sure that won't happen.

So, if I am allowed to do this I'll be leaving the base as soon as possible sirs. And I'll try to keep it as short as possible so I may return to my duties with DATS as normal.

Okay now... like this, and then... how would he say it? Damnit, I'll just be straight forward since he's a pussy.

Uhm, hey Haruhi? Know that pretty much everyone in DATS is invited to the wedding but... Would you like to go with me, as in like... a date?

YOU BETTER SAY YES, IT'S HARD PRETENDING TO BE KYON.

((Strikes are viewable by anyone who isn't Haruhi. And the post registers are coming from Kyon's D-comm, so yes... Upamon is being evil.))

Uhm.

Miss Asahina? Nagato? Are you two okay? Has anyone seen Koizumi?

...

Uhm. Mister Sonic and your partner... thanks.

...

Hey, Kyon... Isn't this where our room was?

... yare yare.

...

Huh.

Neemon's back.